Sunday 10 November 2013

Life on Mars – Official

Daily Mirror dated Wednesday August 7th 1996
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With childhood memories of Dan Dare and radio’s ‘Journey into Space’ serials this headline was greeted with a smug ‘told you so’, but dreams are made to be shattered. It was soon disclosed that the rock sample in which evidence of life on Mars was found, had been contaminated here on Earth. But it still makes a great headline.

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Then as now. According to the BBC, Barclays Bank made £5.9 billions profit in 2012.

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Another pun headline that doesn’t quite work. Ok, so he’s a fork-lift driver but the phrase ‘forking out’ implies he’s making reluctant payments from his £1.4m lottery win. Or is it me?

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In July 1996 Caroline Dickinson was murdered while on a school trip to France. Having arrested and released Patrice Pade, the French police arrested another vagrant in 1998 but had to release him too. In 2001 a Spaniard, Francisco Montes, was arrested in Florida for breaking into a woman's apartment and a US Immigration officer connected him to the killing of Caroline. DNA tests proved positive and he was extradited to France. In 2004 he was convicted of the killing and got 30 years in prison.

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Newspapers do occasionally print apologies when they get things wrong, but like this one, it is likely to be 1 column inch at the bottom of page 14 and 9 months too late. I wonder if the writer of this piece will print an apology to his or her English teacher for not being able to spell ‘school’.

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Remember when the coming of computers in business was hailed as the arrival of the ‘paperless office’. It didn’t happen. Nor has the people-less office with everyone working from home as predicted here. With desktop PC’s, such as this one advertised on the same page, it’s not surprising. 

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What’s to say? Bob Morgan was a diver. He won a gold medal at the 1990 Commonwealth Games in Auckland. He couldn’t afford to train properly for the Olympics despite representing the UK four times. "I coulda beena contender.."

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